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thelasagnamanifesto

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

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pastelpinkcheeks

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

ex-evil-genius

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

theriversdaughter

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English.

They all, however, spoke Spanish.

1stsana

I love the world

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by popular demand: an expert analysis of my seventeen week old...
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an expert analysis of my five day old chicks

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an expert analysis of my four week old chicks

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by popular demand: an expert analysis of my seventeen week old chickens (soon to be laying eggs)

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i’ve told them everyone loves them but i’m afraid they don’t speak english

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in celebration of this post reaching 100k i would like to update: they are almost three years old now and still happy and healthy! :)

my assessment of them changed completely over time, and the pecking order is much more like rosie on top, peaches, oscar, then mango, the poor baby of the bunch.

they’re all still very cuddly (especially rosie, not so much oscar), and will jump on you as soon as you sit down nearby. also, rosie pecked my eyeball (twice) and gave me chronic eye pain for like six months. but so is life with birds LOL

anyway, that’s all! they’re still doing great! 💖 thank you for enjoying my ladies